My Roommate is a Giant Hipster Tool

For the second day in a row, he asked me if I wanted to go get something to eat. When he asked yesterday, I'd just eaten, and then when he asked an hour later, I reminded him and also mentioned that I didn't have any money. Today, he asked once, I said, "I'm good." Then, a half hour later:

"I know you said didn't want to go out, but if you were -- I know -- I know I'm sometimes short on cash and don't want to go out, but -- but if you're -- you can come along and we can share food with you."

posted by Shane @ 1:31 PM