My Roommate is a Giant Hipster Tool

Then -- after a few months of turning him down every time he asks if I want to go out to eat with, "I don't have any money," or telling him outright that I don't go out so much because I don't want to waste gas money -- he asks, "I was thinking about dropping our phone line. If we do, you want to get an extra movie cable channel?"

posted by Shane @ 12:42 PM